The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 217 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 10.806 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 472 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,711 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Join Lily, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 217's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 217 is ranked 218,611^th in the world and 6,044^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 254.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.